“It ain't illegal to make your friends rich. It ain't against the law, believe it or not, to make your friends rich.”
— Council Member Roderick Gay
What started as routine business devolved into chaos when Mayor Motley Broom invoked Robert's Rules to strip everything from the consent agenda — a power play that Council Member Carn called 'defeating the purpose.' City Manager Hicks then admitted spending $2,995 on a funeral service without council approval, sparking a heated debate about the gratuities clause. Meanwhile, residents lined up to blast officials for negative media coverage, procurement violations, and the endless parade of fired staff. Council Member Gay delivered a rambling defense of making friends rich, while Mayor Motley Broom apologized for posting incomplete information about another council member's spending. The meeting ended with accusations flying and an executive session to discuss litigation — because of course it did.